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Hey, Doc! Whats Wrong with Me?
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Hey, Doc! Whats Wrong with Me?

Cliff -- Sunday, March 27, 2011 -- 08:34:42 PM

In memory of Sunnyside. Do you itch, tremble, tingle or twitch? Talk about it here.

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Cliff -- Sunday, March 27, 2011 -- 08:36:10 PM -- 1 of 929

May you all be well and never have to visit this site.

Jean B. -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 12:01:58 AM -- 2 of 929
I don't speak Quail

Preen.

Frank Black -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 04:11:43 PM -- 3 of 929

My left shoulder hurts.

Nicholas Kronos -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 04:30:47 PM -- 4 of 929
In the darkness of barbarism men knew the truth without the facts. In the twilight of half-civilization, they saw the truth illuminating the facts. In the full blaze and radiance of complete civilization they found all the facts and lost the truth forever

Has anyone shot you lately?

Lori Dee -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 04:41:25 PM -- 5 of 929
Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

If so, be sure to finish your speech and don't whine about it on stage.

Wampus Cat -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 06:25:50 PM -- 6 of 929
Smiting is not a lateral business.

My jaw and neck have been sore on the left side for a couple of weeks. It even hurts to swallow on that side.

I was starting to think I needed to get medical attention, when I remembered - I've been playing the violin for hours at a time lately, more than I've ever played in my life.

Duh.

Cliff -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 07:09:36 PM -- 7 of 929

For W.C.:

www.arthritis-treatment-and-relief.com

Wampus Cat -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 07:12:29 PM -- 8 of 929
Smiting is not a lateral business.

What a helpful article! Very informative, it seems that jaw pain is a well known problem among violinists. Thanks, doc.

Frank Black -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 07:51:16 PM -- 9 of 929

Has anyone shot you lately?

Not that I am aware of, and I have not noticed any spurting blood, unusual entrance or exit wounds, or small bits of deformed metal showing up where I have been sitting for extended periods.

But I shan't rule it out. . . . .

Lori Dee -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 08:44:35 PM -- 10 of 929
Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

Or maybe it's all that fiddle playin' you bin doin'.

Wampus Cat -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 09:22:13 PM -- 11 of 929
Smiting is not a lateral business.

Shoot, I wish I'd been fiddling. It's a lot of damn Mozart.

GregD -- Monday, March 28, 2011 -- 09:25:41 PM -- 12 of 929
After the power to choose a man wants the power to erase. --Stephen Dunn

Long-time listener, first-time caller.

I've got some plantar fasciitis in my right heel from a bout of running too hard previously. I've eased up since then, took a break, and came back to running. The heel pain subsides but cranks up again for about 24hrs after any particularly strenuous run (8-10k). I've got a number of races scheduled in the summer I want to work toward - 5k cross-country, etc. Do I keep running or lay off? Would moving to barefoot running help?

Lori Dee -- Tuesday, March 29, 2011 -- 12:27:19 AM -- 13 of 929
Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

Not Cliff, but the only things that really and truly helped me was to get the orthopedic heel shoe inserts and at night, every night, I would roll my foot over a bottle of frozen water. It would stretch it and ice it at the same time. But I think the shoe inserts especially helped a lot.

Iggy -- Tuesday, March 29, 2011 -- 01:42:11 AM -- 14 of 929
Kittehs are sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may have occurred.

Google exercises for plantar fasciitis. I had it after pregnancy and the exercises helped a lot.

betsey -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 01:11:47 AM -- 15 of 929
It's a long way from your heart.

I stepped on a nail during a home renovation project. I'm up to date on my tetanus vaccines, so do I have anything to worry about?

CuttySark -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 01:15:24 AM -- 16 of 929
Clipper ship Cutty Sark: 1863 - 05/21/2007. Be like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again!

I don't think so - I've done that before. I've heard the most important thing to do is let it bleed for a bit to wash out any dirt that may have gone into the wound with the nail.

betsey -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 01:18:59 AM -- 17 of 929
It's a long way from your heart.

Good to hear, thanks!

Frank Black -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 06:18:09 PM -- 18 of 929

Actually, you will be dead within three days. Please sign everything over to me.

betsey -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 10:57:16 PM -- 19 of 929
It's a long way from your heart.

Well, the horse farm never makes any money, so be careful what you wish for!

Sterling Dingleberry -- Wednesday, March 30, 2011 -- 11:24:49 PM -- 20 of 929
Jesus loves liberals. However, the rest of us know they're total assholes.

Lately, I've been having a lot of sex with groups of beautiful women.

Is it possible that I could wear-out my man-unit?

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