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lime -- Friday, June 03, 2005 -- 12:16:19 AM

Posts here show up on the front page. This is still in development, so you can still make mistakes. Don't panic--with one exception, Cal and Lime will be forgiving.

The Exception: DO NOT POST COMMENTARY OR RESPONSES IN THIS THREAD! If you forget--and everyone does sometimes--just delete your post. If we have to delete it, Cal will probably be cranky about it. Don't be obtuse.

Eventually, portal posts will be anchored to a thread for responses. For now, if you want to discuss or respond to a portal, just take your responses to the relevant post. Apologies for the occasional duplication of effort, but over time this will be much better than the news/breaking news/discussion craziness that existed before.

Posting Recommendations:

  1. Make sure the title is meaningful--ideally, the title of the article. The link text can either be a subheading, or something like NY Times Article, AP Story, or whatever.
  2. Include text--it can either be commented or italicized. Eventually, Lime will standardize this so don't worry.
  3. If you don't know how to stop an image from bleeding, don't use images. Ask in the HTML Help thread or check the help files for more assistance--but you do need to have enough text to cover the image.
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  5. PLEASE AVOID PERSONAL OPINIONS. Try and keep it objective text for now.
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lime -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 12:16:35 AM -- 5 of 1548
you can fight it, or you can rock out to it

Dave Chappelle - Flakey or Super Smart?
related link: Chappelle shows up at LA comedy clubs

Dave Chappelle has been making the news quite a bit with his disappearance (he's possibly not being charged with falsifying a police report only because he has no hair to cut off and leave behind) and his possible entrance into a drug rehab/mental health/etc. program in South Africa. (Because when I think mental health, I think South Africa!)

Now, he's bopping into small comedy clubs in LA to perform, which makes me wonder if this is just a grand scheme to publicize his Season 2 DVD, which came out on May 24th. If so, it's sure working, as it's placed 4th for today's best selling DVDs on Amazon.

CalGal -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 12:49:55 AM -- 6 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Red Tide Rising
related link: Toxic algae spreading through the coasts of New England.

One of New England's worst red tides in decades expanded southward this week, rounding Cape Cod and forcing some of the region's most prolific shellfish beds to close.

ADVERTISEMENT About half the state's shellfish beds have been closed to shellfishermen since the toxic algae bloom appeared in waters off Maine last month and began spreading southward with little sign of abating.

"It's spreading," said state shellfish biologist Michael Hickey.

CalGal -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 12:59:20 AM -- 7 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

The NBA Got It Right With Mikan
related link: Back in the Day, Mikan Was the Man in the NBA

We've seen this week that there's a strong drive to be acknowledged for one's accomplishments, strong enough to drive "Deep Throat" himself out of the parking garage shadows and into the national spotlight three decades after his confidential tips to the Washington Post led to the toppling of a presidency.
Mikan received his due in due time, which is why we send him off with a eulogy, not an apology.
CalGal -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 01:45:44 AM -- 8 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Released on Friday after the press office closed:
related link: U.S. Confirms Gitmo Soldier Kicked Quran

In other confirmed incidents, a guard's urine came through an air vent and splashed on a detainee and his Quran; water balloons thrown by prison guards caused an unspecified number of Qurans to get wet; and in a confirmed but ambiguous case, a two-word obscenity was written in English on the inside cover of a Quran.

winger -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 02:11:57 AM -- 9 of 1548
If I wanted to share your point of view I'd sit on your lap.

If at first you don't succeed, probe, probe again
related link: NASA gives go-ahead for mission to Mars

Washington: NASA gave its approval for a 2007 mission to Mars in which a vehicle will probe for signs of water and life in the Red Planet's arctic zone, the US space agency said in a statement.

As part of the 386-million-dollar mission, a vehicle known as "Phoenix" will be launched in August 2007 and should arrive on Mars in May 2008, NASA said.

winger -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 04:11:31 AM -- 10 of 1548
If I wanted to share your point of view I'd sit on your lap.

Bluetooth Ache
related link: New hack cracks 'secure' Bluetooth devices

NewScientist.com news service - Cryptographers have discovered a way to hack Bluetooth-enabled devices even when security features are switched on. The discovery may make it even easier for hackers to eavesdrop on conversations and charge their own calls to someone else’s cellphone.

TAFKA -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 05:34:55 AM -- 11 of 1548
That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide not to do any of it

Forget about the shuttle, let's take the elevator.

lime -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 08:15:21 AM -- 12 of 1548
you can fight it, or you can rock out to it

Literary Map of Manhattan
related link: literary map

This flash map has 73 different literary locations marked, including this one, from Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing:

I live at 25 West 68th Street. It's an old apartment building. But it's got one of the best elevators in New York City.
CalGal -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 03:40:15 PM -- 13 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Terrorists 10K, U.S. Army, 2K
related link: Terrorists Killing 20/day in Iraq

Interior Ministry statistics showed 12,000 civilians killed by insurgents in the last year and a half, Jabr said. The figure breaks down to an average of more than 20 civilians killed by bombings and other attacks each day. Authorities estimate that more than 10,500 of the victims were Shiite Muslims, based on the locations of the deaths, Jabr said.

CalGal -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 04:58:51 PM -- 14 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

The Republican Charlie Young
related link: From Jenna's Ex to a Presidential Jeeves

Part Sherpa, part butler, part air traffic controller, Mr. Gottesman, 25, is the president's personal aide. It is a job steeped in the minutiae of carrying Mr. Bush's Altoids, Sharpie markers and hand sanitizer, and in the delicacy of handling the check on the rare occasions when the president eats out. Mr. Gottesman also keeps track of the paper flow to the president, logs all his meetings and phone calls, and questions senior aides about grammar and phrasing in Mr. Bush's speech texts.

lime -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 05:38:45 PM -- 15 of 1548
you can fight it, or you can rock out to it

Blagg Blogg
related link: blaggblogg.blogspot.com

This blog is full of rants about everyday things, including the suggestion board at Whole Foods ("Since when did you become Zagats Guide to what tastes good? You smell like hot garbage, Sierra Nevada and patchouli."), a book review of the Bible ("So then we get to the New Testament, telling the story of my man JC, and while a lot of it was pretty sweet (water into wine? for shizz), it seemed pretty redundant to me. I mean, Luke pretty much nailed the story of Jesus by his ownself, so I don't really see why Matthew, Mark and John had to crowd onto the bandwagon and cramp the nigga's style."), and movies you should not be quoting, ("I wish you jackass "office comedians" would just go back to posting "Dilbert" and "Cathy" comics outside your cube, like you did before this movie came out. Ignoring you used to be so much easier.").

Badger -- Saturday, June 04, 2005 -- 08:56:43 PM -- 16 of 1548
I shall find selfness when I am standing on the corpses of my enemies.

Basra re-opens for tourist business
related link: The 'Venice of the East' tried to regain its tourist magnet status.

"Basra declared itself open to foreign visitors this week but instructed them to be vigilant, dress like locals and hire armed escorts. "Then there is a 70% to 80% chance you will be OK," beamed Abdul Razuqi, the head of the tourism office in Iraq's second city."

CalGal -- Sunday, June 05, 2005 -- 06:05:31 AM -- 17 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Tay Sachs Makes You Smart!
related link: Researchers Say Intelligence and Diseases May Be Linked in Ashkenazic Genes

The Utah researchers have built on this idea, arguing that for some 900 years Jews in Europe were restricted to managerial occupations, which were intellectually demanding, that those who were more successful also left more offspring, and that there was time in this period for the intelligence of the Ashkenazi population as a whole to become appreciably enhanced.

CalGal -- Sunday, June 05, 2005 -- 07:17:10 PM -- 18 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Saddam could face 500 charges, but will be tried on only 12
related link: USA Today article

Saddam Hussein could face up to 500 charges at a tribunal, but he will be tried on only 12 well documented counts because prosecuting him on all would be a "waste of time," the prime minister's spokesman said Sunday.

 
 
 
 
 
 Saddam keyrings for sale.

CalGal -- Sunday, June 05, 2005 -- 07:32:50 PM -- 19 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Swiss say "Oui!" and "Ja!" to EU
related link: ABC News article

A narrow majority of Swiss voters approved joining a European Union passport-free zone, abolishing checks on the country's border by 2007, according to final results from a two-issue national referendum Sunday.

....

About 55 percent of voters favored joining the EU's passport-free "Schengen" zone, indicating that the Swiss favor closer integration with the EU of which Switzerland is not a member. That mean Swiss customs controls would remain in place.

CalGal -- Sunday, June 05, 2005 -- 08:14:44 PM -- 20 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

2 Detained in Aruba in Missing Teen Case
related link: AP Article

Authorities in Aruba detained two men Sunday in connection with the disappearance of an Alabama teenager, who went missing nearly a week ago while on a high school graduation trip, the attorney general said.

ADVERTISEMENT Caren Janssen called the men "suspects" in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, 18, but declined to provide further details. The men, who were not among the three described Saturday by police as "persons of interest," were being interrogated Sunday morning.

...

Police also planned to conduct forensic tests on a bloody mattress found on a beach in eastern Aruba. The mattress was found in thick brush at Grapefield beach, deputy police chief Gerold Dompig said.

lime -- Monday, June 06, 2005 -- 01:38:27 AM -- 21 of 1548
you can fight it, or you can rock out to it

Monkey Business
related link: monkey economics

Experiments at Yale with teaching monkeys how to use money lead to monkey bank robberies and monkey prostitution, proving the old saying, "The love of money is the root of all evil," applies to rest of the primate world as well.

CalGal -- Monday, June 06, 2005 -- 06:28:05 AM -- 22 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Police nab 80-year-old prostitution madam
related link: USA Today article

Police made a surprising discovery when they busted the alleged madam of a prostitution ring called "August Playmates": The woman running the show was an 80-year-old grandmother.

Authorities arrested Vera Tursi last month during a sting operation to crack down on prostitution rings posing as legal escort services. Police say Tursi ran the business from her two-bedroom apartment, taking $60 of every $160 she charged clients for one hour with a call girl.

Law enforcement officials say Tursi admitted her role in the business, saying she took it over a few years ago from her daughter, who had died. Police say Tursi told them she needed money to subsidize her Social Security checks.

CalGal -- Monday, June 06, 2005 -- 06:45:11 AM -- 23 of 1548
I remember a time, back in the late 90s, when I thought nonsense like this mattered somewhat more than I do now. Now I see well-educated people yammering about the birth control choices of their daughters, or gay marriage, and I think they are morons.

Financial Aid Rules for College Change, and Families Pay More
related link: NYTimes article

The New York Times did an analysis of the formula on middle-class incomes in more than a dozen states to see whether families would have to spend a greater part of their income and assets before qualifying for financial aid than they did five years ago. Though the effects of the formula changes vary from state to state, The Times found that families with the same earnings and assets as in 2000 would typically have to pay an extra $1,749 before clearing the eligibility bar for financial aid in 2005, after adjusting for inflation.

Julie C. -- Monday, June 06, 2005 -- 04:25:33 PM -- 24 of 1548

Vaccines for Ebola, Marburg Viruses
related link: Scientists Race to Find Vaccine for Ebola, Marburg

Scientists have developed vaccines that protect against the deadly Ebola and Marburg viruses. They hope to test the vaccines -- successful in experiments with monkeys -- on humans in two to three years. The viruses are at the top of experts' list of bioterrorism threats.

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