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Sexual Acts, Don Martin Style

Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 04:36:48 PM

Get MAD in the bed!

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Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 04:38:21 PM -- 1 of 27
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Ga-shLOSH, ga-shLOSH, gu-SHLOCK...

ffffbbbbt!!!... Shwizzshhh...

Ga-shLOCK, ga-SHLOCK, ag-SHLITT!

Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 06:44:15 PM -- 2 of 27
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SLURP! SHLOSH! GASHOOM! izzl... izzl...

hyukka-MMMPH, shlsssa-mmmph, mmmm-PHWUKKK!

(69)

Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 06:45:58 PM -- 3 of 27
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Hut... hjtt... fttt... bhtt...

eeh! oooh! IH! AAA!

httt... HTT!!!!! HPPP!!!!!

EEE! EEE!

(football captain and cheerleader)

Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 06:48:59 PM -- 4 of 27
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ZZZZZZBRRRRRR....

Oooh! IH!!! PAWOW!!! YIH!!!

VZZZZZZZ.....

BRRA! BBBRRRA! EEDIE! BIDDIE! WHOOZ! WHHOOOOZA!

(lesbian love with vibrator)

Milty -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 06:50:48 PM -- 5 of 27
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KAPUMPH...

springa-sproinga-KAPUMPH!!!

EEK! oomp...

KABLAST!!!

springa-sproinga-BUMPH!!!

(couple in motel room, headboard action)

DancesWithWords -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 07:56:23 PM -- 6 of 27
Just look for the blue tinsel penguin family.

Jeezus, Milt, what the HELL are you doing?!?!

Has it been awhile, or what?

Sakti -- Thursday, April 29, 2004 -- 09:41:30 PM -- 7 of 27

I think he's fucking Tigger.

Eustacia -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 12:27:07 AM -- 8 of 27
Krusticus Rex

hiss hiss hiss AWAWK step-up-step-up-step-up-STEP-UP-STEP-UP hiss hiss hiss Goodbirdy.

(Quaker parrots. Wish I didn't know this)

David Campo -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 03:19:47 AM -- 9 of 27
"Dissent Is the Highest Form of Patriotism" - Howard Zinn “Will Trade Racists For Refugees”

DWW...did you ever read Mad Magazine?

Slurp...slurp...slup...slup...slup...eeeeyaaaaahhhhh....ekekekekek...yaaahhhhhh.....ahhhhh...slup...slup....slup oooohhhmmmmyyyyggggooodddd....furshluginer.....

Milty -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 04:12:30 AM -- 10 of 27
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This was the inspiration.

Janey Garnet -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:43:55 AM -- 11 of 27

Goodbirdy? That is hilarious. I'll have to work it into my repertoire.

Eustacia -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 02:25:23 PM -- 12 of 27
Krusticus Rex

I swear, he said Goodbirdy. He was talking to his cotton candy toy, with which he has an unnatural relationship.

DancesWithWords -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 04:12:25 PM -- 13 of 27
Just look for the blue tinsel penguin family.

Is it possible to have a NATURAL relationship with a cotton candy toy??

Yep, I got the "MAD" reference -- I was just taken aback by Milt's, um ... "enthusiasm."

But just for the record, I HATE "MAD"magazine :-) It's about the un-sexiest magazine in existence, with the possible exception of "Trailer Park Monthly."

Milty -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:07:45 PM -- 14 of 27
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Spy vs. Spy isn't sexy?

"The Lighter Side of.." with Dave Berg isn't sexy?

Aragones the genius isn't sexy?

DancesWithWords -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:09:43 PM -- 15 of 27
Just look for the blue tinsel penguin family.

No, no, and no.

But you're sexy, Milt, and really, isn't that the important thing? :-)

Milty -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:13:56 PM -- 16 of 27
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No... the important thing is Ace linked to this thread from his blog!

David Campo -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:14:34 PM -- 17 of 27
"Dissent Is the Highest Form of Patriotism" - Howard Zinn “Will Trade Racists For Refugees”

Sexy? Who cares about sexy? It was every bit as important a mag in my adolescence as Playboy. As a matter of fact, I read every issue of both starting at about age ten.

Eustacia -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 05:44:32 PM -- 18 of 27
Krusticus Rex

And just look how you turned out!

David Campo -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 06:01:13 PM -- 19 of 27
"Dissent Is the Highest Form of Patriotism" - Howard Zinn “Will Trade Racists For Refugees”

True...I'm one bizarre sumbitch, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

TWEETH...oooga-oooga-splush!

DancesWithWords -- Friday, April 30, 2004 -- 06:05:00 PM -- 20 of 27
Just look for the blue tinsel penguin family.

Now, see, anybody who's making "TWEETH ... oooga-oooga-splush!" noises is NOT getting into my bed. They're going right to the ER for some emergency speech-therapy treatment.

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